Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have "not" been doing this week.

I am NOT currently hosting a giveaway on my blog in an effort to get more comments and to bring some of my readers into the light. I do not find any worth in my blog and could care less if anyone reads it.

I am NOT secretly thrilled that The Entertainer will *finally* sit through a 30 minute video, allowing me to actually leave the room and come back to find it in the same condition. My 2 1/2 year old did NOT learn how to use the remote control this week.

That same two and a half year old does NOT have a touch of OCD when it comes to the character on his diaper. He did NOT refuse to wear a diaper because it didn't have Blue from Blue's Clues on it. And not just any Blue...artist Blue.

I did NOT blush at all the gushy, nice comments you all have left on my giveaway.

I did NOT bake a batch of banana muffins and forget to put in the egg or the sugar. It did not take me eating two mini muffins before I realized this mistake.

I did NOT take a test in my ED 210 class last week on a book that I had not read even one chapter of. And of course, because I did not do that, I did NOT get a bad grade on the test. I did NOT get the same grade that just two weeks before I told The Thinker was "not acceptable in our house".

I did NOT keep my 2 1/2 year old out of the house and out of bed until 11:30 Friday night while Mr. Steady and I shopped at Meijer. People should never have their children out shopping in the middle of the night. My children are always bathed, pajama clad and in bed by 8:00 every night.

**For any readers who are not familiar with MckMama's Blog Carnival "Not Me" I, of course, DID do all of the above things (and countless more that I either am too embarrassed to say or just plain forget) this week.